Matt Dickinson, Chief Sports Correspondent
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If London wanted to come over as informal, funny and self-deprecating, then Boris Johnson in an unbuttoned suit looking like a dishevelled sixth-former from The Dandy was the perfect contrast to the stiff-backed starchiness of his Chinese hosts.
The mayor followed up his flag-waving duties with an address that made Gordon Brown look as light on his feet as the 35-stone judoka from Guam. Chairman Mao gave wittier speeches than our Prime Minister.
When it came to presenting a friendly face of London, Bo-Jo had won the gold medal, but he returns from China to the dull grind of organising and administering the London Games. It is a four-year marathon for which we cannot yet know if he is fully equipped.
At a press conference last week, one journalist asked Johnson for his views on naming rights for the Olympic Stadium. He looked back blankly. In the front row, an adviser was vigorously shaking his head and making “don't go there” gestures with his hands. Johnson waffled his way around an issue that had clearly not come across his desk. Or if it had, he hadn't read the memo. Has he been terribly busy or did this expose a failure to grasp the detail?
What he did say on the stadium was that he had sent his people back to study how it should look beyond 2012. In this respect, Johnson has set himself a huge challenge that may just reveal how much more to him there is than a never-ending supply of bons mots.
Ah, stadiums. Football fans of every other nation would walk into the Bird's Nest and marvel at the breathtaking architecture. An Englishman would look at the running track and grumble: “You can't play football in here.”
This need to have the stands close to the pitch, sans track, is very much an English obsession. For the most part, it is to be encouraged on the grounds of the best views and the most raucous atmosphere.
But, perhaps benefiting from a cursory knowledge of sport, Johnson has asked the question: why should not football and athletics share the same arena? Are they really incompatible? It is a question worth asking, again and again, when we are spending £496million on an 80,000-capacity stadium that, as things stand, will be downgraded to a 25,000 athletics venue post-Olympics.
The organisers of the London Games call this downgrading “sustainability” when, to everyone else, it is the worst of all possible worlds to turn a vast, brand new construction into a small athletics venue to be used once every three decades for World Championships on top of a smattering of annual meetings.
Rightly, Johnson has demanded that the plans be looked at again to discern if football or rugby can share the venue. If not, he wants to discover how else can full value be extracted.
At a time when West Ham United and Tottenham Hotspur are looking for new homes, Johnson wants to be satisfied that no stone has been left unturned before we start dismantling a stadium after a week of athletics. In this pursuit of value for money, he may have picked an interesting tussle with Lord Coe, chairman of the London Organising Committee of the Olympic Games, who promised an athletics stadium to the IOC as part of the bid.
Johnson inherited the stadium plans and all the other headaches that are wrapped up with the London Games. But now that has recognised a failure of planning, we await to discover if he can find a solution.
If he can pull that off long before the Games, Johnson will have scored a significant victory for himself and the residents of London. Otherwise, we may be tempted to conclude that Johnson, with that blond mane, grin and eagerness to please, is best turned into an Olympic mascot.
“I am aware of the need to come up with some furry creature,” he said in Beijing. “I was thinking of a great-crested newt.” It was another nice line, but now that he has won gold for a charismatic Olympic debut, we watch to see how effectively he can deliver.
Sausages and cash
The British Olympic Association (BOA) is proposing cash for our Olympic medal-winners, which is nothing new and, it must be said, shows a certain lack of creativity.
The Belarussians, for example, were on a bonus of sausages for the rest of their lives if they ended up on top of the podium in a generous deal offered by a local company, Belatmeat.
Meanwhile, Greece offered a job in the Armed Forces as an officer to medal-winners, according to Tasos Papchristou, the team spokesman. Most at the 2004 Games in Athens took up the posting.
If it comes down to raw cash, the BOA's proposed £20,000 per gold is lagging behind the times. Russia has more than tripled medal bonuses since 1996, at the urging
of Vladimir Putin, the Prime Minister, according to Gennadi Shvets, a spokesman. Champions in Beijing received €100,000 (about £80,000), as well as payments from sports funds and sponsors.
“We're not in it for the money,” Chris Hoy, the Great Britain cycling triple gold medal-winner, said in Beijing at the weekend, when pushed on the idea of podium bonuses. But would he be in it for the sausage meat?
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There is a scene in This is Spinal Tap, Rob Reiner's brilliant spoof rockumentary, in which the band have commissioned a 12-foot high Stonehenge replica. To their grave embarrassment, a wrongly written instruction leads to a 12-inch prop appearing on stage midriff.
Was it the same admin error that led to London's skyline being represented by a knee-high hedge on London's 2012 bus? The Chinese did epic. We did a foot-high Millennium Wheel.
Basket cases
To the office of David Stern, the commissioner of the National Basketball Association, to hear him predict that China could be challenging for Olympic medals in basketball by 2016. He is among the vast majority who view China's rise as a sporting superpower not only continuing post-Games, but quickening.
“There are 300 million basketball players here,” Stern said. “It is going to pick up and up at a rapid pace.” Let us be grateful that their football team remain pretty ordinary, for the time being.

Matt Dickinson studied at Cambridge University before joining the Daily Express from the Cambridge Evening News in 1991. He then joined The Times in September 1997 and became Chief Football Correspondent in April 2002. Five years later he took on the role of Chief Sports Correspondent. Dickinson won Young Sports Writer of the Year in 1993 and Sports Journalist of the Year in 2000. He is most famous for conducting the interview with Glenn Hoddle that led to his resignation as England manager
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Can we look forward to seeing articles on Seal culling and Whale harpooning in the coming days as Fiy swatting seems OK.
mather, wallington, surrey
In many parts of the world self depracation is viewed very poorly. If you don't take your self seriously, how can you expect anyone else to?
John, Bangkok, Thaialnd
Simply put, watching Mayor Johnson accept the flag during the closing ceremonies made me begin to long for one of President Bush's oh so "eloquent" speeches. My how he paints a rather poor impression of how the people of London regard themselves in relation to the rest of the civilized world. Sad...
S. Christian, Portland, US
As a life long labour Voter, i think BoJo is brilliant. rather him looking slightly bufoonish than his predecessor.I'm more disappointed by the presence of the kareoke contest winner and Beckham managing to get his mug involved. At least Jimmy Page had a lasting effect on the cultural landscape
John, London,
Watching BoJo at the Closing, I was grinning, giggling - gosh - enjoying the Olympics first time since it started. These Games, despite the awesome scale & grandeur of China's hosting, lacked humour, spontaneity and joy. I missed the fun of the Sydney games. I hope London brings it back.
MissCC, London,
Ahh, we'll never be happy will we? Jimmy Page played the most famous riff of all time, Beckham is the most famous footballer of all time and Leona has one of the best voices around. I think BoJo is right to try and sort out this stadium fiasco though - it should be used for football and athletics.
Jon, London, UK
I can understand how individualists are frowned upon by the stuffed shirts of that communist state but we Brits are renowned for our eccentrics. All this pompus posturing over an unbuttoned jacket is soooo bourgeois - i mean, get a life already.
Paul, Stockholm,
As regards putting on a good show London can do it without throwing billions of pounds into it. Its not about money its about innovation e.g. the Tate Modern. Get ideas in through competitions, listen to the people not the bureaucrats.
Paul, Stockholm,
The lack of understanding here is the reason why the UK is no longer what it was.
Second rate and tardy, Johnson came across as clueless and classless. There is a time and place for formal, and this was it.
To not understand when, why and how, is the reason the games here will be second rate.
R.Walcott, London,
Wear your jacket how you wan't, Boris. There are lots of things the people of China don't know about the UK, like spitting openly in public as is common in China town, London.
John, London,
At this grand happy and formal occasion, it is devastating to see the unbuttoned suit, dishevelled hair, military-style salute, awkward holding of the Olympic flag, and graffiti-styled logo. I could help to ask where are the manners of the English gentlemen and gentleladies?
Xiankun Ke, Saskatoon, Canada
I hope the British cynics drive Boris across the pond so we can benefit from such a brilliant leader.
Keith Thomas, Denve, USA
What none of you understand or appreciate (Boris included) is that in China it is seen as a sign of disrespect to not do your jacket up. It would be the same as the Mayor of Beijing coming to London and spitting on the floor. The Chinese now think we are a bunch of idiots. Well done Boris!
Marcus McAdam, Guangzhou, China
Lighten up, all you moaners. The Mayor of London is a breath of fresh air. He hasn't taken the country to war on a false prospectus, he hasn't done anything bad! Although I am delighted with the performance of our athletes, it is only sport after all.
Frank Keegan, Alderley Edge,
Well done Boris. We still have a little individuality in England. What would his critics have had him do? Face Brussels and salute? Plenty of time for that in 2012 in the "Euro Stadium". It is possible to compare the slick 1936 and the rundown but heroic 1948 games but what of the background?
D.L. Stephens, York, England
Surely it is not beyond the realms of modern engineering to create the stands for the olympics starting at the outer rim of the track at a high enough level so that seating can be put on top of the track after the olympics which will reach the pitch at pitch-level?
Poppy, Toronto,
I was appalled at the way Boris presented himself at the ceremony; he looked like a fish out of water and appeared slightly uncomfortable. Very surprising considering his educational and social background - he didn't even have the grace to button his jacket! Etiquette is etiquette, full stop.
Jennifer, London, UK
Why has London suddenly become obsessed with the cost of 2012 and its eventual legacy? It is as if London doesn't now want the games. The London bid beat off competition from initially seven other cities who can still only aspire to hosting the games.So why not enjoy the build-up and the games?
Dave, Waterford City, Ireland
I like Boris, but found he could have at least tried in the handover. Shame.
D Morgan, London, UK
R. Walcott: Maybe Boris can demolish thousands of homes, pay the occupants a few hundred, then ship them off to oblivion? Maybe he can spend over $200 billion on something that will return only a fraction of the investment? Pretty Olympics don't equate to anything. Just ask any previous Olympic host
Juan, San Diego, USA
Bo Jo was a complete embarrasment. It encapsulated everything that is wrong with this country today. No pride, no respect, no clue.
London will be like Athens/Atlanta, a second rate Olympics, especially compared to the Chinese effort, which was, simply, the best games of the modern era.
R. Walcott, London,
There is no doubt in my mind that the 2012 Olympic bid was really just an ego trip for Coe, Jowell and Blair. I doubt they expected to win.
That Boris has inherited the mess is a shame as he is not best equipped to deal with an issue he probably doesn't really care a great deal about.
David, St Albans, UK
@ Bob from Liverpool: what the hell is a "first rater" if the legendary Jimmy Page is not? If the sound had been done properly, "Whole Lotta Love" would have been awesome.
David McGregor, Fitzroy, VIC, Australia
I'm not a political supporter of Boris but fair dos, he brought a welcome breath of informality, even eccentricity, to the Olympic handover, for which I say well done Boris. If he can now manage London into a successful, on budget 2012 games I will be happy to give him three hearty cheers.
John, London, England
Boris made me proud to be British and his follow up speech was truly great. At last we have an honest man in place and not some stage managed puppet directed by an army of speech writers and focus group pundits.
Simon, London,
Boris is a buffoon.... he should be a nice eccentric side-act, yes...not the hosting major of the city hosting the Olympics! To hear his pompous discourse at the GB party broadcast smacked of the usual middle-class tosh that permeates many of our failing sports. Please let Seb Coe be M/Ceremonies!!
Ben Sadow, Reading, UK
What must the world think? That we don't take ourselves too seriously; we know what we stand for; we can luagh at ourselves and we don't care for even trying to match the slick artifice of the Chinese games (spectacular though they were) - the world will witness a nation at ease with itself.
George Stothard, London, England
Let Boris be himself and he is great. Lets NOT stitch up his pockets. The best thing about Boris is that he is, well, Boris. Aren't we fed up with production line bureaucrats and politicians? From the comments here, apparently not. DONT LET THEM CHANGE YOU, BORIS !!!
Carol, Leicester, Uk
Please can someone fasten his jacket and stitch up his pockets before his next foray onto the international stage. . ?
Lynn, London, UK
Boris really is a star! Anybody that meets him never has a bad word.
That bus thing - awful. Leona Lewis. Who? How many first raters demurred before they got Jimmy Page? The dancers. Why? What must the world think?
Trevor, Warrington, Lord Coe is not the Mayor of London. Boris, mercifully, is.
Bob, Liverpool, England
All I can say is...Ping Pong coming home! :D
Gavin, Birmingham, UK
Boris Johnson looked like a grinning fatboy who thought it was all a bit of a wheeze - his embarrassing presence at the Olympics was an insult to the athletes who worked for years to get there. Seb Coe should have done that job, not a guy who couldn't run one lap of the track without collapsing.
Trevor, Warrington, England