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Iain Gray, the newly elected Labour leader in the Scottish parliament, is so dull he makes ditchwater look like vintage Krug. That appears to be the consensus among Holyrood hacks. The man who would challenge Salmond for the job of first minister is routinely referred to as “boring” and “uncharismatic”. In an age when politics is two parts personality to one part policy, this is a serious drawback.
Take a look at Gray’s curriculum vitae, however, and there is enough exoticism to satisfy a troupe of transvestite belly-dancers. As a 24-year-old with a young wife and a two-year-old child, he spent two years in war-torn Mozambique teaching physics in Portuguese to traumatised African children. As Oxfam’s campaigns’ director in Scotland, he jetted into Rwanda in the aftermath of the genocide, saw the killing fields of Cambodia and turned up in Chile in the same week as General Pinochet left office.
“The school in Mozambique was on the Limpopo river, which was the frontline in the civil war,” he says, settling into a chair in his extended “pod” — the perk of leadership. “You could hear the war raging at night. Sometimes the school filled up with people fleeing the fighting. Not long after we left, the school was overrun.”
Facing down kids with AK47s at roadblocks is not an experience many MSPs can boast. The closest most of them come to staring death in the face is the subsidised pie and bridie counter in the parliament canteen.
Then there is the sexual intrigue. In his Oxfam days, Gray was a close friend of Kevin Dunion, who worked for Friends of the Earth and is now Scottish information commissioner. Gray’s first wife, Linda Malloch, who ran the government-sponsored See Me campaign supporting people with mental illness, is now married to Dunion. Gray’s second wife, Gill, used to work in the Scottish parliament for the Labour MSP Mary Mulligan. In the small world of left-wing politics it all sounds quite incestuous. “I only see Linda or Kevin occasionally. We get on fine now. It was all a long time ago,” he says.
Gray doesn’t have political enemies as such — nobody seems able to get that worked up about him — but there is an inference that he is not only dull but a dullard. He was certainly an inexperienced enterprise minister in Jack McConnell’s government, admitting to a lack of understanding of macro-economics. He still comes across as economically naive. He exonerates Gordon Brown from any responsibility for the current crisis in Britain and sees British banks as victims of America.
“I wouldn’t say it is a good thing for Gordon Brown because it makes it sound like it’s a good thing that it has happened and it isn’t,” he opines. “I think people will be saying: ‘Who do we want to sort it out?’ and Brown is the right person to deal with it. He has had 10 years of unprecedented economic growth.”
Selling Brown on his economic record to an angry and bewildered electorate fails the Daz doorstep challenge; it simply won’t wash. Brown’s laissez-faire attitude to debt and to banking regulation are contributory factors to the current crisis.
“That’s not what caused the problem here,” says Gray. “What’s caused the problem is the subprime market in the States.”
How does he account for the failure of Bradford & Bingley, Northern Rock and HBOS? “It’s because they were exposed to that kind of lending,” he says. But that is to ignore imprudent lending here with people being offered five times their salary or mortgages of more than 100%. He does concede that HBOS had “a problem with its business model” but it is not a convincing analysis.
While Gray may be no Einstein, this physics graduate from Edinburgh University is intellectually superior to Cathy Jamieson and Andy Kerr, with whom he competed for the leadership. He was dux of Inverness Royal Academy. Like Alistair Darling and Tony Blair, he attended a top Edinburgh private school. Gray usually keeps quiet about the year he spent as a scholarship boy at George Watson’s College under a hot-housing scheme. He left after his family moved to Inverness. He says he didn’t like George Watson’s and never fitted in.
Perhaps his reputation for dullness is borne of caution. But there have been times when he has been remarkably cavalier. He took a risk with the health of his only daughter, Shelley, which he now admits was mad.
“There wasn’t just a war going on in Mozambique,” he says. “It also hadn’t rained for two years and food was in short supply. There were a couple of times Shelley started to get ill. Her weight dropped and her colour went. She had a vitamin deficiency. By a miracle the pharmacy, which usually had nothing, got a supply of vitamin supplements. I bought some and gave them to her and she got better straight away. Looking back, it was pretty irresponsible.”
Gray is a surprising choice to fill the kitten heels of Wendy Alexander. Always considered Gordon Brown’s preference — a tag he says he doesn’t fully understand — he emerged as favourite late in the day. His recognition factor is so low as to be subterranean. In one poll only 3% of respondents said he would make the best first minister. As the News of the World pointed out, that is fewer than the number of people who believe Elvis is still alive.
He is the antithesis of the volatile, emotional but warm and charismatic Alexander. The appointment of two such diametrically opposed leaders in such a short space of time — Gray is the fifth leader of the Scottish Labour MSPs in less than a decade — suggests that the party is unsure of the direction in which it should head or the face it should present to the world.
This sense of panic was underlined by Gray’s decision to tear up the 2007 manifesto and start again. Margaret Curran has been given special responsibility to develop policy. But after eight years of running the country, the ditching of past policy smacks of expediency at the expense of any idealism. It is impossible to tell what Labour in Scotland stands for at present. This was reflected in their poor result in the Glasgow East by-election.
“If Labour can’t win in Shettleston – the game is over,” wrote one correspondent to the Daily Record newspaper recently.
Gray’s years in Africa, watching people battling to improve their lot in hostile conditions, have made him an optimist, a handy sentiment given Labour’s current standing in the polls. He continues to maintain that Labour has a chance of winning the forthcoming Glenrothes by-election. “Of course we can win it,” he says. “We have a very good candidate.”
He is candid as to why Labour lost the Holyrood election. “We became a bit too managerial,” he says. “When you do that, you start talking in a way that doesn’t resonate with people. Sometimes it doesn’t make sense to people and sometimes it just pisses them off.”
The lack of a manifesto does, however, give the pack-a-day smoker Gray breathing space and allows him to be non-committal on the two big topics facing the parliament: the SNP’s proposals for a referendum on independence and the replacement of the council tax with a local income tax.
“The challenge that Wendy made to Alex Salmond to deal with the referendum question was right,” says Gray in a revisionist approach to the debacle that badly wounded Alexander. “It is a destabilising influence in Scotland’s economic prospects. Over the summer a couple of big companies I’ve visited have said it is an issue for them in terms of investment decisions.”
So he would back a referendum? “No,” he says. “Why would I?” Because you just said Wendy Alexander’s approach to the referendum was right.
“But Salmond isn’t going to do it,” says Gray. “He’s isn’t going to bring forward a referendum bill until 2010. To my mind both the question and the timing are rigged, not to suit Scotland’s interests but to suit the SNP’s interests, therefore we wouldn’t support it.”
So he wouldn’t support a referendum under any circumstances? “If Salmond brings forward a referendum proposal where it was a fair question, I would look at it but I’m not calling on him to do it. That ship has sailed.”
But the referendum ship is still very firmly in the harbour and, like the Marie Celeste, may come back to haunt Labour. What comfort and promise can he give the companies which expressed their concerns to him over the summer? “They continue to worry about it. But that’s Alex Salmond’s fault, not mine,” he says.
Gray is opposed to Salmond’s proposal to replace the council tax with a local income tax but has yet to work out his own alternative. “We don’t have our own proposals,” he says candidly. “We went into the 2007 election with a proposal to try and make the council tax fairer and it didn’t add up. Central to our new manifesto is a properly worked out suggestion for how we make the council tax fairer.”
He is prepared to consider the idea of a land-value tax. It’s a policy proposed by the Green party that would hammer the Scottish lairds and could have serious repercussions for farmers and the rural economy.
“We should be open-minded about these things,” he says. “As a starting principle it should be a property-based tax. I’ve spoken to the Greens about their proposal for a property tax and a land-value tax. I’m not sure how well thought-out their proposal is but we should look at it. Maybe it would be a combination of the two.”
A land-value tax may force big landowners to sell swaths of land, possibly at knock-down prices, which the government could then buy for affordable housing. “It might have these kinds of advantages,” says Gray. “That’s why we should look at it. I don’t know how practical it is.”
He is not prepared to give any further details of a putative scheme. “I’ve always resisted being asked to do that immediately on the back of a fag packet,” he says. “We made that mistake once before.”
So when will the electorate see Gray’s new policies? “I’m not going to set a timetable. The task Margaret has is to develop a policy programme towards 2011.”
A potential three-year policy gap combined with a personality deficit should be a huge handicap for Gray. In addition he has both his badly bruised predecessors sitting behind him in the parliament. But Gray seems comfortable in his skin. His scientific training gives him a concrete approach to problem-solving. It sometimes seems he lacks the imagination for paranoia.
There is, however, no lack of contradictions in his personality. A charity worker for the developing world and supporter of the left-wing alternative economic strategy who became enterprise minister, he learned his politics at the knee of his trade-unionist grandfather. A left-winger, he is now in favour of replacing Trident. A smoker and divorced father, he credits the United Free Church as a formative influence.
“My grandfather wasn’t active in politics but he was very Labour,” he says. “He loathed Margaret Thatcher. A lot of my politics come from him and also from my church upbringing, which was about community and being involved.”
Musically, his tastes run to Bob Dylan and Leonard Cohen. He likes the novels of Sara Paretsky and Ian Rankin. “I read a lot of political biography.” Did he read the Cherie Blair autobiography? “No,” he says. “There is a line that I draw.”
As I pack up to leave I ask Gray to give me five interesting and unknown facts about himself to dispel his boring image.
“I speak Portuguese although it’s very rusty,” he says. “I grow bonsai trees.” There is a silence and his press officer throws in the observation that Gray is a blue belt in karate. “It’s a green belt actually,” says Gray. “That’s three.” The PR comes up with the observation that Gray’s holiday job as a student was as a bus conductor. “That’s four,” says Gray. “We need one more.”
In the silence you can hear the sound of spatulas scraping barrel bottoms. “There must be something else,” says Gray. It’s like naming five famous Belgians. We all think hard. I suggest he thinks of the most mischievous thing he’s ever done. “No there’s nothing,” he jokes. “I’ve always been perfect. Smoking is the extent of my badness.” The seconds tick on.
“The season ticket to Easter Road?” suggests the press officer, lamely. Finally Gray comes up with the fact that he likes the musician Moby. We all breathe a sigh of relief. You see, he’s not a dull man at all.
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