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It’s 7am in an office in West Hollywood, LA. On the horizon there is the delectable Pacific. Dr David Matlock doesn’t want to talk about the scenery, though. He wants to talk about his work, which is proudly displayed in a series of ring binders. It is not my usual choice of pre-breakfast viewing. “Look at that — excess tissue along the clitoris. Now, see how clean and sleek that is. The minora: nice and neat.”
Indeed, the photographs leave nothing to the imagination.
On we go with the salesman’s patter. “I have procedures that I pioneered, trademarked and have developed over the past 12 years. Laser vaginal rejuvenation, for the enhancement of sexual gratification. Designer laser vaginoplasty, for the aesthetic enhancement of the vulva structures. I also do liposculpting.”
Yes, ladies, David Matlock, aka Dr Sex, can “fix” you. Didn’t know you needed to be fixed? With the exception of more serious problems, it wasn’t until the late 1990s that plastic surgeons seriously considered scouting for business “down there”. Yet from 2005 to 2006, according to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, vaginal rejuvenation procedures in the States increased from 793 to 1,030 a year. Leading the charge towards this bold new frontier in physical perfection-seeking is Matlock himself.
At 47, he has been in plastic surgery for 21 years, and in vaginal rejuvenation for 16. Today, he is a multimillionaire. Patients (or “customers”) from more than 30 countries arrive each week at his Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of Los Angeles, paying up to £41,000. A self-styled, can-do crusader for women, he sees his role as one of liberating women from the tyranny of sexual inadequacy and disappointment. By arming us with the tools for total physical dominion over our private parts, he is, to his mind, setting us free.
“My customers say, ‘You know what, I don’t like the length of my labia minora. I don’t want the small lips projecting outside the outer lips.’ We can take that excess skin away. They say, ‘I don’t want my labia majora. They’re too flat, I want them full.’ We can inject fat there. Or, ‘I’ve got too much fat in my mons pubis. It looks like I have a penis.’ And we can do that. Or, ‘I’ve had children, I’m too relaxed, I want intense sexual gratification’, so we tighten the muscle. Or, simply, ‘I just look too old.’ Because it's all about youth, youth, youth.”
These services add up to what he calls a “boutique cosmetic gynaecological laser surgery programme”, because customers will often have several at once. He does hymen repair, but doesn’t talk about it since receiving death threats from religious groups.
His latest product is the G-Shot. This is when a quantity of collagen — the same stuff that goes into lips — is injected into the rough area inside the vagina that is supposed to constitute the G-spot. It costs £955 (£1,290 for a double hit), and lasts four months before being reabsorbed. Matlock also ships G-Shot kits to doctors all over the world.
Does it work? “Studies showed 87% claim heightened sexual pleasure.” In fact, this figure comes from a 2002 pilot study based on a 20-patient sample. No research on the G-Shot has been published in a peer-reviewed journal, but in the past few weeks, the British media has been all over the story. Professor Phanuel Dartey, a cosmetic gynaecologist based in Harley Street, has begun to offer the G-Shot over here.
Matlock himself is indefatigable in his enthusiasm for his inventions. I mention to him a recent report by a group of Italian scientists confirming that while the G-spot exists, it is not found in 15% of women.
“Hmm,” says Matlock, shaking his head. “I would say that every woman does have one. Reports like that . . . it’s as if men want to take pleasure away from women.”
Why? “Because it’s a man’s world.”
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What's wrong with these women? If you have a slit and no meat down there then I don't care to look. I want a big, blooming, blossoming flower, something that my tongue can dive into and play around with!
McDandy, Worcester,
The key phrase (as always in these type of stories) is "no peer-reviewed research". Another snake-oil salesman getting rich through a combination of lies and half-truths, dressed up in some suitably scientific language. I'm all for it - a great way to liberate money from the rich and stupid.
Steve, Altrincham,
This man cuts up women's private parts to meet some unrealistic standard of beauty and conformity, sacrificing her physical comfort and, if something goes wrong, her health, all for the gratification of the man who sees her naked. How is this different from female circumcision?
AManda, Chicago , USA
Thanks for the deep insight into the US medical culture, NQ, London. Blessed with a level of peception not given to all of us, what can you tell us Americans about the NHS vis a vis the British medical culture?
By the way, what is "medical culture", NQ?
David, Atlanta, US
Please do not confuse this person with real American doctors. These people who prey on insecurity are not doctors-be they from Brazil, USA, or anywhere. They prey on mainly the rich but sadly, people go into debt to pay cash for worthless surgeries while neglecting real health and family needs.
Siempre, Missoula, USA
Matlock's stance is unethical. I think what Dr Toby Mayer says is exactly right.
V Jones, London, UK
This isn't about men vs. women, its about selling surgical procedures by exploiting the insecurities of others. It happens to both genders for example: Waterproof body hair shavers sold in Argos, aesthetic circumcisions, penis enlargement (both surgical and not ), pectoral and abdominal implants...
AJ, London,
Hilary: Yes Dr Long will perform a procedure which will make a man's penis appear to be slightly longer (but it's reaaly all smoke and mirrors).
DEctora, London, UK
I'd like to fix David Matlock's bits--let's see how liberated he feels then.
TF, London,
Having delivered 2 enormous babies (4.0 and 4.26kg) I set about my own version of 'Kegels' (which DO work by the way). I am now tighter than I ever was. Those muscles 'bulk-up' just like any others, but not if you do 10 half-hearted squeezes a day. Muscles need work not surgery.
P, London,
The ugliest vagina i ever met was absolutely wonderful. This guy should lose his credentials for perpetrating these lies to woman, just to make some money.
John Maher, Roanoke, USA
Alan...thks for the info, us women never knew our bodies varied!
Women are silly...still in 2008 trying to alter themselves to bag a new bloke or stop the current one from straying. Learn to be happy with yourself worry about something that needs worrying about....
meme, Leeds, UK
The whole thing is ridiculous and those who demand this treatment in my opinion need psychological assesment not surgery. Live with yourself as you are - beauty is in the personality not the body. Yes I am female. If a man complained I'd get a new man!
JW, Boston, UK
Cleanliness is the real issue Patrick? Yes I agree especially for men as their nether region hygiene leaves a lot to be desired. Is there a surgeon that does penis procedures, length, width? There should be along with instructions about how to use it!!!!
Hilary, London W6, UK
This may be new to women but men have always known that there's big variety of vaginas. But unlike fair/dark, sporty/curvy etc, there's no way to predict between "simple slit "and "labious flower", and no man would ever tell. Perhaps this is why some male cultures overtly deny giving oral sex?
Alan, London,
a very delicate subject. Cleanliness is the only real issue.
patrick, The Hague, netherlands
Thank goodness for the NHS if it spares us the horror of surgeons like this. This American doctor represents all that is grotesque about the US medical culture.
NQ, London,
There is no shame in your sex.
Albert, Paris,
This is for men., again. Women want to be like an eighteen year old down there and men aren't bothered? yeh right.
French women are not snooty, they are refined.
Adam, Paris,