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School Gate: Why too much homework doesn't work
The computer crash has overtaken the family dog’s appetite to become one of the most popular excuses for pupils who have not done their homework, according to a survey of teachers.
“My dog ate it,” is no longer the default excuse for pupils who now prefer to blame computer failures, printer malfunctions or internet disturbance.
Teachers in British schools hear 6.5 million homework excuses every week on average, and 1.3 million of those – up 30 per cent in the past year – relate to the failure of technology, according to the survey of 1,000 British teachers.
The five most popular technology-based explanations for not doing homework, according to the survey conducted by Pixmania.com, were: “My computer crashed and I lost it”; “I finished my homework but then I deleted it by accident”; “I could not print it out”; “My internet was down so I could not do any research”; and “I lost my laptop”.
Other inventive justifications include: “My dad’s computer was hacked by the Russians and they stole my homework”; “A burglar stole my printed-out homework along with the computer”; and “The PC exploded when our dog went to the toilet on it”.
Sixty-eight per cent of pupils now submit school work typed on a computer – making it far easier to blame technological faults for their tardiness.
Sue Cooke, assistant headteacher at Wallington County Grammar School, southwest London, said: “Initially I think teachers were more likely to believe technology-related excuses, but we are definitely wising up.
“We are having to become more tech-savvy so that we are able to offer advice to assist those who are genuinely having problems with their computer.”
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I atctually work in the IT industry and have seen the aftermath of dogs peeing in computers
...It does happen....
...Not sure about the russians though.
Jay, Yeovil, United Kingdom
As a former undergraduate and final year PhD student, I know that even at secondary school level these excuses would not wash - dont suffice as a reasonable excuse. We are always told to back up eletronic data and save it in multiple places, so these excuses shouldnt be accepted.
Julian, Durham,
I love these excuses and several of my former students have used them. I actually had a student bring in a disk that was burnt and he said that his little brother put it in the toaster. Other excuses have been failing to format a disk, computer viruses, and saving it in an unknown format.
Michele, San Fernando, United States of America